Just don't go in there to inspect the damage, okay? Because there's a very long-limbed and bruised up moose in there, sitting on his knees and grazing on grass scrubbing the floor with an old rag and a bucket of water. Blood and spilled liquor and glass — not easy stuff to mop up, Sam knows from experience.
If you asked him why he was here, putting aside toppled chairs and scrubbing down the counters and seats, he'd say it was the nice thing to do, that it gave him a little more extra to take up time with aboard the ship. Truthfully? He got his ass nearly murdered by a ghost-ish kid and because he couldn't stop the guy, a lot of people almost died.
Hero Complex 101.
Check out his swank issues with saving people. He's even got a bandanna on and everything. There's a dust pan full of glass and wood splinters.
[ so jo did hear about that, and it really does suck! like, quite a lot. and she's actually furious because of course this would happen when she wasn't there. the one day she decides to take off and some idiot kid decides to shoot everyone up?
god fucking damn it.
and okay, sure. she took the day off because she's still dealing with the whole meg thing and never trusting dean ever again thing but hey, when someone shoots up your bar you get your ass there.
of course, she eventually gets there and finds that her ass is not the only one there. and there is actually one there, right there on the ground. and she's confused. for one. walks through the door and lets it slide closed behind her and then it's just her and this very nice ass and someone is in her bar. ]
What the hell do you think you're- [ wait a second, she recognizes that behind ] Sam?
Look, I don't know about ye, but I could do with a bit of a break. Want to meet up at that place we ran into each other last time? Maybe those lasses will be around again.
[Now that he's seen the message, Merlin immediately sends a panicked reply back, trying to keep his voice down.]
What do you mean Sam knows? [Merlin heaves a sigh, then continues on rather hesitantly.] Can't we, er, talk about this later? We've just finished with a battle, you know, I don't think it's the time to talk about...bedding. Anyone.
[Really, he doesn't want to have this conversation while Derek's lurking around, okay.]
[ when jo gets this, she almost sends an immediate 'wrong number' reply back. almost. the only reason she stops is a certain little word there that merlin is not going to live down for quite some time. ]
Bedding. [ her voice is a mixture of curiosity and amusement, and maybe just the tiniest bit of shock. ] Merlin, are you screwing someone?
Hey. I don't think Allison's gonna be able to come to work today. She's asleep. Not normal sleep. I think it's like when you were asleep for a month? She won't wake up.
I don't know when she'll be awake again but I just wanted to let you know she isn't skipping work on purpose.
she's still breathing, right? yeah, it's probably what happened to me. hopefully she won't be out for that long thanks for letting me know, even though if anything I would know something had to have happened I really don't think she could skip work if she tried
what oh what the hell is he supposed to say? it's been... so long since he's seen jo, since everything with the vampire hallway mess and memory sharing shenanigans. for dean at least. she's here, alive, unharmed (no thanks to him though), and still dean can't finds the right words. texting feels a little cheap, but it's what he goes for anyway, and boy does he text............ ]
if i told you i'm five minutes away from your room would you a tell me to fuck off b come out and punch me c none of the above & let me come say hi (choose this one)
[ guess who lucked out in having his brother tell her that dean's no longer a vampire. literally the only reason she's talking to him right now. ]
c but I reserve the right to b and possibly a depending
[ because maybe she wants to see for herself. maybe she wants him to apologize and fix things. maybe she's interested to see how much he's willing to actually do.
maybe she misses him a little bit. not that she'll say as much, but still. ]
[ she honestly doesn't plan on answering this. she holds it for nearly five hours before she even remembers she got it. another hour before she responds. ]
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Date: 2013-06-27 03:56 am (UTC)that sucked to hear about, huh?
Just don't go in there to inspect the damage, okay? Because there's a very long-limbed and bruised up moose in there, sitting on his knees and
grazing on grassscrubbing the floor with an old rag and a bucket of water. Blood and spilled liquor and glass — not easy stuff to mop up, Sam knows from experience.If you asked him why he was here, putting aside toppled chairs and scrubbing down the counters and seats, he'd say it was the nice thing to do, that it gave him a little more extra to take up time with aboard the ship. Truthfully? He got his ass nearly murdered by a ghost-ish kid and because he couldn't stop the guy, a lot of people almost died.
Hero Complex 101.
Check out his swank issues with saving people. He's even got a bandanna on and everything. There's a dust pan full of glass and wood splinters.
scrub scrub scrub
so determined, so intense-faced
this isn't what it looks like please don't laugh]
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Date: 2013-06-27 04:18 am (UTC)god fucking damn it.
and okay, sure. she took the day off because she's still dealing with the whole meg thing and never trusting dean ever again thing but hey, when someone shoots up your bar you get your ass there.
of course, she eventually gets there and finds that her ass is not the only one there. and there is actually one there, right there on the ground. and she's confused. for one. walks through the door and lets it slide closed behind her and then it's just her and this very nice ass and someone is in her bar. ]
What the hell do you think you're- [ wait a second, she recognizes that behind ] Sam?
[ w t f u doing boy ]
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Date: 2013-07-11 02:27 pm (UTC)[ uh um. ]
Still got murderous plans?
[ can you say ~smoooooth~ ]
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Date: 2013-07-12 02:06 am (UTC)and if I do?
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Date: 2013-07-18 03:00 am (UTC)I know
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Date: 2013-07-18 03:02 am (UTC)where are you?
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Date: 2013-07-26 11:02 pm (UTC)asgard; text HIIIi :D
Date: 2013-07-27 12:57 am (UTC)do you
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Date: 2013-07-27 04:19 pm (UTC)Heyyy, Jo. Where you goin' with that beer in your hand?
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Date: 2013-07-28 02:32 am (UTC)Are you drunk?
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Date: 2013-08-04 08:21 pm (UTC)[ YEAH THAT'S IT SORRY JO
pls don't ignore him. ]
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Date: 2013-08-04 08:27 pm (UTC)hey
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Date: 2013-08-05 10:47 pm (UTC)ax | text; LKSDJHFLKSJDF EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AGAIN
Date: 2013-08-06 12:20 am (UTC)[ sorry, bells. it's not like you expected her to say she missed you too, right? even if she does. a lot. ]
you okay?
what've you been up to?
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Date: 2013-08-09 12:01 am (UTC)Are y'there?
Man, this thing has been like stupid right? I think I accidentally touched that ice too much, my fingers still feel frozen.
We should go out for ramen, yeah? I'm gonna get Gaara to come too.
I'm coming over there now. I can see your house.
Er, yeah I'm here. You comin' down?
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Date: 2013-08-09 01:24 pm (UTC)Wrong number dude. Your fingers okay?
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Date: 2013-08-09 10:59 pm (UTC)[Asgard: Day 308 - voice - misfire]
Date: 2013-08-12 12:16 am (UTC)What lasses were those, again?
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Date: 2013-08-11 06:28 am (UTC)What do you mean Sam knows? [Merlin heaves a sigh, then continues on rather hesitantly.] Can't we, er, talk about this later? We've just finished with a battle, you know, I don't think it's the time to talk about...bedding. Anyone.
[Really, he doesn't want to have this conversation while Derek's lurking around, okay.]
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Date: 2013-08-11 11:54 pm (UTC)Bedding. [ her voice is a mixture of curiosity and amusement, and maybe just the tiniest bit of shock. ] Merlin, are you screwing someone?
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Date: 2013-08-12 08:28 pm (UTC)Is it okay to hold a party at The Roadhouse tomorrow?
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Date: 2013-08-13 01:42 am (UTC)how are y'all doing?
[ y'all meaning the whole pack. she worries about you kids on a regular basis you know :| ]
depends on the kind of party.
what's the occasion?
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Date: 2013-08-24 12:54 pm (UTC)(asgard) text; day 315
Date: 2013-08-25 01:09 am (UTC)your WHAT?
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Date: 2013-09-05 10:49 pm (UTC)you doing okay???
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Date: 2013-09-06 02:02 am (UTC)yeah I'm actually pretty okay
the beds on that ship did wonders
when they weren't locking you in rooms and shit
what about you?
I didn't see you over there
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Date: 2013-09-19 04:27 am (UTC)[ vague texts in the middle of the night for 500. ]
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Date: 2013-09-19 04:32 am (UTC)where are you?
permathat!!
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Date: 2013-10-18 12:34 am (UTC)did you want to go?
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Date: 2013-10-25 07:05 pm (UTC)not for anyone
especially after dark.
no time to explain.
stay safe.
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Date: 2013-10-25 07:10 pm (UTC)do you need back-up?
where are you?
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Date: 2013-11-04 09:40 pm (UTC)I don't know when she'll be awake again but I just wanted to let you know she isn't skipping work on purpose.
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Date: 2013-11-06 02:23 am (UTC)yeah, it's probably what happened to me. hopefully she won't be out for that long
thanks for letting me know, even though if anything I would know something had to have happened
I really don't think she could skip work if she tried
you okay?
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Date: 2013-11-07 08:09 pm (UTC)ax | text;
Date: 2013-11-07 09:01 pm (UTC)just laying low
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Date: 2013-11-18 08:10 am (UTC)what oh what the hell is he supposed to say? it's been... so long since he's seen jo, since everything with the vampire hallway mess and memory sharing shenanigans. for dean at least. she's here, alive, unharmed (no thanks to him though), and still dean can't finds the right words. texting feels a little cheap, but it's what he goes for anyway, and boy does he text............ ]
if i told you i'm five minutes away from your room would you
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[ because maybe she wants to see for herself. maybe she wants him to apologize and fix things. maybe she's interested to see how much he's willing to actually do.
maybe she misses him a little bit. not that she'll say as much, but still. ]
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Date: 2013-12-16 02:55 am (UTC)TEXT
Date: 2013-12-16 03:04 am (UTC)and what the special occasion is
[ it's her only request. if you're drinking special whiskey she gets to know the special circumstance. ]
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Date: 2013-12-19 07:40 am (UTC)Text
Date: 2013-12-20 11:46 pm (UTC)but I'll see what I can do
if anything I can just stop by for a little bit
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Date: 2014-01-14 03:14 pm (UTC)doing okay with this whole temperature thing?
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Date: 2014-01-14 10:06 pm (UTC)fine
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Date: 2014-01-15 11:23 pm (UTC)ax | video;
Date: 2014-01-16 10:36 pm (UTC)[ Because MIRACLES UPON MIRACLES talking to Dean makes him realize he shouldn't have stopped saying anything to her. ]
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Date: 2014-01-16 10:59 pm (UTC)[ AND SHE JUST FINISHED HAVING A HALFWAY NOT HORRIBLE CONVERSATION WITH DEAN today is a day of miracles ]
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